2018-01-24

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Another day. Another bout with the Bat. Another section of Gotham blown up to avoid arrest.

If it was anything Harley wanted to avoid - it was another forced vacation in Arkham Asylum.

It wasn't as if the day had been particularly strenuous. Things just hadn't gone as planned - and her beloved Mistah J did not like it when things didn't go as planned. Then again, who did? They'd made it back to the hideout safely, the Joker smashed a few things between howling laughter and screams of frustration. Shortly thereafter, he went to bed. Harley, imagining herself as the dutiful housewife - white 'kiss the cook' apron and all - cleaned up the mess and tidied up as best she could.

Then she took off her jester mask and followed after the Joker to check on him. She hated it when her puddin' went to bed mad. Err...well, angry.

Harley opened the door slowly to avoid waking him up - already he was asleep, which was a good sign at least. He wasn't pacing the room scribbling notes on the wall or mumbling to himself. But she did notice something else. Lower, beneath the blankets. There was a noticeable bulge there, and Harley couldn't help but blush. It was a natural thing, the voice of Dr. Harleen Quinzel that echoed in her mind told her as much, but she couldn't let her puddin' wake up frustrated and unsatisfied.

She stepped up slowly to the bed, undoing the top of her signature red and black costume, pulling the zipper down to her navel. Her breasts were still covered, mostly, but they were half-exposed and it would take only the lightest of touches to push the fabric aside and let her breasts bounce free. Harley knew if she slid into bed beside him, he'd wake up - and likely be pretty upset that she woke him. So instead, Harley went to the foot of the bed and carefully slid the blanket up to come up from below. She carefully positioned herself between his legs and moved aside the split in his pants to let her prize free.

Harley blushed as his length nearly hit her in the nose upon springing free of the fabric prison. She paused and waited to hear if the Joker had noticed her - when he didn't make any sudden movements or say anything, Harley figured she was safe enough to continue.

She gave the underside of his length a long, slow lick. Enjoying every inch. Her cheeks flushed a dark red as she took in the taste. When she came to his tip she gave it a few quick, flicking licks of her tongue. She swirled her tongue along his length and took it all the way into her mouth and down her throat. Harley couldn't help whining in absolute delight. She sucked on his length as she slowly pulled her mouth back, letting it slide out a little, only to get greedy and take him all the way in once again. Her fingers carefully touched over his thighs to help him stay relaxed.
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Harley had gone to a lot of trouble to put a Christmas surprise in motion for Deadpool.

...a lot.

She had called in a favor with Red - figuring she owed her one after the stunt Ivy had pulled in attempting to kill Deadpool and get him out of Harley's life. Ivy was to distract the Bat for the entirety of Christmas Eve. Harley didn't really care how. Red had agreed - begrudgingly - but Harley wasn't worried about the Bat being a problem.

Harley sent a text to Deadpool - an address with a room specified. But that was all. No explanation, no nothing. The address was a nightclub and bar - a known hangout for all the movers and shakers in Gotham's criminal underbelly. She had sent him to the back room - typically reserved for high-stakes gambling.

But Harley had repurposed it - after knocking all the players out and leaving them on the ground or in their chairs, knocked out cold.

She sat on the table, wrapped up like the perfect Christmas present, Santa hat and all. Waiting for Deadpool to walk through the door and find her.

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